Tech Insider Released the Specs for The New $37 Nokia

And boy howdy does it look sweet.

It's a functional but efficient design like what we've come to expect from Nokia. Hopefully it's as durable as those old ones and not like insta-shatter Apple pieces of shit. Even though the company that makes iCrap now makes these.

A cheap phone for connecting the world, closer and closer we get to the technological rapture, the singularity, or becoming the Borg or Omar (Deus Ex 2 reference).

Pope Francis Announced A Day For Catholic Rape Survivors

And good for him, it's about time they got more recognized. He said they'd continue to try and work towards preventing the victimization of children in the church, here's an idea: START PROSECUTING THE SICK FUCKS AND QUIT PROTECTING THEM!

They wouldn't migrate to the church if they didn't think it was such a haven for their type of reprehensible scum.

If you're a convicted child molester (beyond reasonable doubt, I support due process), you need to be summarily executed. No prison, no death row, no appeals, no crybaby bullshit, EXECUTED.

You've waived your rights to humanity, and destroying you is no different than putting down a rabid animal.

He'd like to talk to you about your attraction to children you sick fuck.