Tech Insider Released the Specs for The New $37 Nokia

And boy howdy does it look sweet.

It's a functional but efficient design like what we've come to expect from Nokia. Hopefully it's as durable as those old ones and not like insta-shatter Apple pieces of shit. Even though the company that makes iCrap now makes these.

A cheap phone for connecting the world, closer and closer we get to the technological rapture, the singularity, or becoming the Borg or Omar (Deus Ex 2 reference).